Domestic Animal Aficionados Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Mardi Gras

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Life is for the birds.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Welcome to the Team

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Horror movies

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"