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A crowd of happy pet owners.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Polly txt speak

The Zoo.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Mardi Gras

Life is for the birds.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cow Pinatas

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Horror movies

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."