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'S**t!'

"The kid's good."

Disaster plan.

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"If it's just the one after dinner I don't mind."

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

Old dog with zimmer frame.

"I knew I smelled something funny."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'

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A dog getting neutered.

Octopus on Keys.

'Chuck me.'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

Cat Cinema

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

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'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'

'Slow poke!'

"He's very persuasive ... "

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'