Animal Aficionado Gifts

'S**t!'

"The kid's good."

Disaster plan.

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"If it's just the one after dinner I don't mind."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Now look at this. This is interesting!'

Old dog with zimmer frame.

"I knew I smelled something funny."

"How long have you been self-employed?"

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Essentially people find cat's cuter"

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

Cat Cinema

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

'Chuck me.'

Octopus on Keys.

Social Distancing Common Sense

'I wonder if they have any with water filters?'

'She may look sweet, but when it comes to poker, she takes no prisoners!'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Slow poke!'

'The faces have changed a bit, but everyone smells exactly the same.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"He's very persuasive ... "

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

Beware of the Doooooooog.