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Shark Attack

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"