Pet Fanatic Gifts

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

A Dogs book signing.

'She's definitely Richard's dog, she just loves him.'

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

The Man Who Loved His Fish Too Much.

Epic Battles

'Five minute energy drink...for those times when you want to race around the house for no reason whatsoever.'

Dog owner made into a statue.

'We've looked over your resume and we're very impressed. I'm willing to start you on at milkbonesand a tummy rub.'

He's almost human.

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Medical Bird.

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

The Catkins Diet

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Psst."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."