Pet Care Fanatic Gifts

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

"Nothing stinks like a wet dog."

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Biofelineism

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Canine Companion

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Cat Towels

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."