Pet Care Fanatic Gifts

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Here's one I spayed earlier"

"Nothing stinks like a wet dog."

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

Canine Companion

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."