Pet Care Enthusiast Gifts

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Enough about my worms, tell me about your fleas.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Regulator valve blew off of the oxygen tank!!!'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

Dog eating near dogfood bag: 'Now Gluten Free'

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

"Next please..."

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

'DOCTOR! Are you listening to me?'

'By golly, Fenwick, we're going to just TAKE some time off!'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'Who's next?'

"I have a terrible problem with a licking myself where I shouldn't?"

Dog umbrella.

Pet Care/Vet Care.

"Et tu, Baxter?"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

'I thought it was just another hairball but the vet said it was stress.'

Dog at Wishing Well.

"This particular neutering will be relatively quick."

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

'How much does a spay cost?'

'Well, Mr. Hoppers, you have an ingrown hair.'

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

'This company started from scratch.'

'We just got sick of having the cat's litter box in the house.'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'