Dog Care Enthusiast Gifts

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Fetch.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Biofelineism

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"