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"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Biofelineism

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'