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'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

Sick Bee

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

Dog Bath.

'I don't suppose that you see many Bernese Mountain Dogs in this country...

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

All Employees Must Wash Paws After Using Litter Box.

"I'm afraid it may be time to consider a garlic injection."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"It was worth it to get rid of the fleas!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I've tried your opthalmoscope on every patient this month, all I ever see is bright light!"

'Why, these taste like brewer's yeast!'

Rhino seeking surgery

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'Thank you, Miss Mitchell! And now if you'll trot him around once more...'

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

'Do Hamster Walkabout balls come in bigger sizes?'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'I never believed in reincarnation before, but look, that Snyder case we put to sleep - it's come back as a lawsuit.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders