Dog Mischief Fan Gifts

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Museum of Bones

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Squeaker Trophies

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

'No, you can't use my box. They'll be back shortly.'

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

Mail. The day Corky's head exploded. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-05-02)

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

Role Reversals

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Pokémon Go in real life