Dog Mischief Fan Pillows

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Museum of Bones

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Squeaker Trophies

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'No, you can't use my box. They'll be back shortly.'

The reason Zacchaeus was up the tree.

"I'd like you a lot more if you were a laser pointer."

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

A busking Spiro and Pusho are outdone by a howling dog.

"Rupid Raronarirus!"

Role Reversals

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

Foreign language tape.