Pet Mischief Lover Pillows

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Shakespeare Project

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Squeaker Trophies

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

Darn baboons: they're mooning us again!

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'