Animal Mischief Lover Pillows

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Playing pig

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Shakespeare Project

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Halloween health & safety.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Squeaker Trophies

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'