Pet Mischief Admirer Pillows

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Well, was the news good today?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"She's a weiner cat."

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'