Animal Mischief Lover Gifts

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Shakespeare Project

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

Halloween health & safety.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Squeaker Trophies

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog