Dog Mischief Appreciator Gifts

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Dog executives are in a duel

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."