Dog Mischief Appreciator T-Shirts

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Social Distancing Club

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Here's your sweater back."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel