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'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...