Mouse Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Cat Mask

Fishing for Mice

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Nutcracker mice

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

"I assumed they'd play while I was away, but this is very strange."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"