Mouse Enthusiast Gifts

Mouse with map exiting maze.

'It's all right.. he's a trustee.'

Mice face death by magnum.

Cat comes home from holiday to find mice in his house watching play.

'Until now, I never really considered diplomacy.'

Wine and chees tasting

"The system sucks."

Puss N' Scoot.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

"My telemedical nutritionist is watching out for me."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Say Cheese!'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Don't you ever squeak to me like that again.'

'The cat is SUPPOSED to be giving you a hard time!'

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

Mouse Trap Defuse

Mouse Frightened by Cat-Shaped Slipper

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

Television flasher.

Mouse Defence

Man loses his computer mouse down the mouse hole

"Don't go. It's probably just a trap!"

'Say 'cheese'.'

Check out my new mobile phone! It's amazing how small they've become: They're so practical now!

Rat/Mouse

Mouse has written 'dog' above mousehole.

"Forget about cameras and alarms, this little beauty is our 'set and forget' home security system. . ."

"Come on up."

"Phew, that was close."

"Ok Tim, you're on watch duty, we're counting on you! Here is the laser pointer and in case of attack, use it to distract the cat. . ."

"Ahem - mask please. . ."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.