Mouse Enthusiasts Gifts

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Follow that cab!'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Cat and mouse.

"Phew, that was close."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cat Mask

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"