Mouse Aficionado Gifts

Mouse execution

"Against all warnings, he stirred on Christmas Eve."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"No, 'E' as in 'idiot'."

Cat Mask

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Mouse shopping after hours

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.