Mouse Aficionado Gifts

Mouse execution

"Against all warnings, he stirred on Christmas Eve."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Graduating Cats.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"No, 'E' as in 'idiot'."

Cat Mask

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

Cat and mouse.

"Phew, that was close."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."