Mice Enthusiast Gifts

"Women are afraid of us, so don't panic if the farmer's wife appears - we've got nothing to lose!"

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Cat with mice on his bedpost.

'Don't make me come in there.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

ZOO

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.