Mice Admirer Gifts

'Mummy Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...'

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

Three Blind Mice

Executioner leads mouse prisoner towards a mousetrap in the middle of a town centre.

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'We find the defendant G-U-I-L-T-Y.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

Cat and mouse.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

"Phew, that was close."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

The Land Before Mimes.