Mice Admirer Gifts

'Mummy Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...'

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

Three Blind Mice

Executioner leads mouse prisoner towards a mousetrap in the middle of a town centre.

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'We find the defendant G-U-I-L-T-Y.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Phew, that was close."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

The Land Before Mimes.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Cat and INOUT boxes.