Mice Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cat and mouse

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Cat and mouse.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Phew, that was close."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cat Mask

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'