Moose Lover Gifts

Moose-stache

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

Mouse shopping after hours

ACME Mutton Co.

Nutcracker mice

'Shall I be moth?'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Surfer's commute