Mammoth Lover Gifts

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Bat

Mammoth Posing

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Born of the Dead

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

Cat with Crown.

mr godzilla you need anger management

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.