Mammoth Lover Gifts

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Regular or decapitated?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Vampire Bat

Born of the Dead

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Mammoth Posing

"So much for that vintage!"

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Cat with Crown.

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