Mascot Lover Gifts

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick? - but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

Mascot proctology exam.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Dressing Room: Unlucky Mascot.

Olympic mascots talk.

World Cup Mascots.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"That's our new church mascot."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Born of the Dead

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"So much for that vintage!"

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Vampire Bat

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"