Mascot Collector Gifts

ITV Digital bubble being burst by the Football Association.

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

Noah's Arch

Lucky Cat

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Pardon my glove."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"How many is too many?"

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."