Animal Collector Gifts

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'They sure have small litters.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Mummy?!

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Free Range Cows.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."