Canine Collector Gifts

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Mummy?!

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Free Range Cows.

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Stampede!!'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"You remind me of someone."

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"She's a weiner cat."

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!