Canine Curio Collector Gifts

Museum of dog memorabilia

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Victorian Secret

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"You remind me of someone."

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"What's the problem? Never seen a shark's tooth earing before?"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"