Canine Comic Collector Gifts

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"These are all great ideas guys, but I'm afraid we're going to have to come up with something new."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

Bears catching fish

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"You've changed."

'Super Dog'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"I was almost that last year."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'