Animal Comic Collector Gifts

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

Clamped hamster wheel.

Now all they needed was a punchline...

"- Ruddy vegetarians!!!"

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Fingerlings.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Snakes Have Speech Impediments.

World of Cow

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Medicine has made great advances over the years. Now, curiosity is something we can treat."

"Never trust a pig with a moustache..."

A rabbit missing a foot waiting at a bus stop

"They can shine a light at night all they want, with my sunglasses on, they won't spot me..."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."