Canine Comic Lover Gifts

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Beware of the Dog.

'My dog has no nose.'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'DOWN, Orgasm! DOWN!'

'Now roll over and play dead.'

'Look he's depressed because he can't pick up the Sunday paper with all the supplements,'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I was almost that last year."

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'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

No Soliciting

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."