Canine Comics Fan Gifts

"I'm thinking about having a sic day."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"She's a miniature."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Checkmate I think!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"I'm the best candidate."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Long Dachshund

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

We're barely gonna make it!

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

'This summer, how does obedience camp sound?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"When begging for food, always make sad eye contact."

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."