Canine Collector T-Shirts

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Mummy?!

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

Free Range Cows.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Museum of dog memorabilia

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Stampede!!'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"You remind me of someone."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

'Serves me right for frowning.'