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"You remind me of someone."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Researching the opossum article.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Dog Jogger

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Museum of dog memorabilia

Hang Time Fido

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

The Niche Economy

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

"Most people stop at the jacket."

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

Rabbits have used their tails for the fluffy dice.

'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'