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Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dog Jogger

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Butterfly Woman

"You remind me of someone."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Pet bird on a lead.

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Dog in basket

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Hamster.

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

Keeping warm

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'