Collecting Pet Accessories T-Shirts

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'It's slobberin' time!'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Butterfly Woman

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

Dog Jogger

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"You remind me of someone."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Pet bird on a lead.

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Hamster.

Trophy dog stick

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

Keeping warm

"Most people stop at the jacket."

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet