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'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Dog Jogger

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Hamster.

Keeping warm

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.