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'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'They sure have small litters.'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Dog Jogger

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Hamster.

Keeping warm

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'I've started to collect them.... soon I'll have a complete 'Badger set'!'