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'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Teddy and friends.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"