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"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They sure have small litters.'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Dog Jogger

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"You remind me of someone."

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Keeping warm

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'