Pet Accessory Collector Pillows

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'They sure have small litters.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Dog Jogger

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"She's a weiner cat."

"You remind me of someone."

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Pet bird on a lead.

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

Trophy dog stick

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Keeping warm