Collecting Pet Supplies T-Shirts

Keeping warm

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"You make a great point."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

'I'm looking for a scratching post for a large cat.'

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'