Collecting Pet Supplies Gifts

Keeping warm

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'They sure have small litters.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

"You make a great point."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

Birdbath & Beyond

'I carry the briefcase because I'm a working breed. Actually it's filled with chew toys and dog biscuits.'

'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

That's silly - how many people own invisible dogs?

'Do you think he likes his new home?'

A woman holds a sling which has her dog in it.

'Chug! Chug! Chug!'