Canine Cutlery Collector T-Shirts

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Researching the opossum article.'

'It's a spork!'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Squeal like a pig!

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"You remind me of someone."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

Swiss excalibur...

The Spoonish Inquisition

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'