Dog Name Collector Gifts

"I'm looking for one that has a clever name I can use as an answer to a security question."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"She's a weiner cat."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"You remind me of someone."