Dog Name Collector Gifts

"I'm looking for one that has a clever name I can use as an answer to a security question."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Pet Cemetery.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'How old is this vase?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"You remind me of someone."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.