House Name Collector Gifts

House name 'Dunmowin' - Overgrown lawn

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Pet Cemetery.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'How old is this vase?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"