Shop Name Collector Gifts

PC World - Policemen's shop

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Sister Cities

"Time for bed, guys."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Starbucks Siren

Chicken Road Crossing

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Go Back

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Land salmon. . ."

Out to lunch (in kitchen).